#1. "Smart Pants". Or as I like to call them, "Mean, Lazy And Stupid Pants".
Here's how I picture that happening:
(Author's personal stance)
But are you still worried that Grandma's lady garden might get zapped? Have no fear, that will probably never happen. For serious, they did studies and everything.
#2. Next up, we have the incontinence thong. This is advertised as being for either a man or a woman.
Unless that's a
#3. The "sexy" incontinent pant:
Because there will probably be a time in your life when you're feeling sexy AND incontinent. Right? No, I don't think so. I really don't. And that is why these pants are a LIE! My research tells me that 98.5% of human beings report feeling either incontinent OR sexy. But never at the same time.
Oh, that other 1.5%? Look for them in what are called "golden shower movies". Or in Japan.