My Most Popular Post Of 2010 And... The Fabled Pimped Crown Vic Of Peoria

The first time I ever saw this car, it was in the Avanti's parking lot. I made sure there was nobody around, and took some pictures of it:

Man, do you know how PIMPED OUT I could make that ride? Get me a set of 26" rims, some BADASS Polo playin' Motherf*#$ers all over it....Sheeeit! I'd have myself a straight-up tight-ass WHIP!"

I guess you could say I'm somewhat obsessed by it. The custom Ralph Lauren paint job, the 26" rims and the sticker in the rear passenger window. The one that reads "26's Lil Cut, Lil Rub".

But this was not to be my last encounter with the Fabled Pimped Crown Vic Of Peoria. Oh no. Several months later, I came across it again, completely by accident. This time it was in broad daylight, and I just couldn't help myself. I had to take another picture, I had to prove to myself that this fabulous automobile was not just a creature of the night, but existed in the daylight hours as well:

The Pimped Crown Vic in it's natural habitat

 I'd hadn't noticed the green wheel covers before.

And now, because steammeupkid did it, I'm reposting my most popular post of 2010, as determined by page hits, etc.

Here you go:

This Might Go Better If I Were Unmedicated

So, I'm sitting here trying to think of something hysterical, outrageous, bizarre and random to write about, when the thought hits me. I might have more fun stories to write about if I was unmedicated! Then I got a super happy feeling way down in my tummy, at the thought of all of the hilarious hijinx I'd get up to, were I to go off my medication. Like, I still have a smile on my face right now, the hijinx are that good.

I may need to put together a decision-making matrix to help figure out if going off my medication for the sake of my blog is a good idea or not. Because it's not just me on this ride, I have 2 kids, and THEY'RE also ADHD. Can you imagine our mornings? Well, they SUCK.

Anyway, here's my decision making matrix:

PRO/CON Analysis
Organization:  Attracted To Shiny Things/Yvonne Wojtalik			Date: 10/27/10
Topic of PRO/CON Analysis:  Going off of my medication
PRO: · Always doing crazy things! (Good stories for my blog).             ·  Life is much more interesting, thus more entertaining.             ·  Once I am more entertaining, greater chance of FAME!!!            ·   Once I am famous, I will become SUPER RICH!!!            ·   When I am rich, I can quit my job, stay at home and WRITE ALL DAY!!!            ·   I would finally finish my novel, and score a SWEET 3 book deal with Random House, HarperCollins or the like.            ·    Become even MORE rich when all of my books end up as MOVIES!           ·   Marry Johnny Depp.		CON: ·  Always doing crazy things but am unable to blog about them, as I forget to pay my internet bill. ·  Life is much more chaotic, thus causing me to forget to shower, grocery shop and wake up on time. ·  Good chance I would lose my job due to unreliability in the workplace.              ·  Possibly become homeless.           ·  Once homeless, lack of dental care could lead to toothlessness.             ·   No teeth = pureed foods only. Due to my sensory issues, I cannot eat pureed food without gagging.           ·    Lack of proper nutrition could lead to rickets, scurvy and goiters.           ·   Homeless, toothless and in poor health, but with some really awesome stories, I spend my last days in a nursing home that smells of urine and scorched oatmeal.
Conclusion:   While, in the short-term, going off of my medication may seem appealing, the long-term outlook for such an endeavor is foolhardy at best.	Prepared by:   Yvonne Wojtalik
	Checked by:   Yvonne Wojtalik
	Approved by:  Yvonne Wojtalik
	*note to self - need more of a "checks and balances" type of system.
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Medication = keep teeth, be employed.
No medication = goiters, rickets, smelling of urine and  no internet.