He really wanted an answer, but I was really busy
At this point, I expected a one-word, maybe two-word answer. What I got was this:
"Hmm....it says New Drano Advanced Septic Treatment....Breaks down solid waste, paper, oil, grease and protein. Works safely in all tanks and pipes....Just drop and flush..three no mess pouches...1 pouch per month equals 3 months of care... Caution: harmful if swallowed: eye irritant. Read back panel carefully.....SC Johnson...A family company."
Then he looked at me and said, So what is this?
That's LITERAL, yo.