I hope you like my blog, but it's ok if you don't. I'm really doing it because my
The ability to confuse and distract others, thereby causing them to momentarily feel as though they also have ADHD. It's a rare talent.
Zombie raccoons, skydiving without a parachute (just watching), counting roadkill (in season), writing my memoirs, constructing fantasies wherein I am beautiful, smart, popular and witty, mind control.
I have a serious side, but I have a hard time being serious in real life. My blog is a great way of letting my serious out without having to look at your face to gauge your reaction.
Because that's SO awkward.