What the hell am I going to write about? F*ck it. Let's just see what happens.

I really don't know what I'm going to write about. I've had a glass of wine, so let's just go with it and see what I come up with.

Let's see. My kids have started counseling, so there's that.

Um. Yeah.

My kids are watching Adventure Time. I personally think that Cartoon Network supplies those writers with a steady stream of hallucinogenic mushrooms, such as Peyote. Just like I'm pretty sure CN buys really good weed for Trey Parker and Matt Stone and then leaves them alone in a room filled with crayons and calzones.

My son took a Spanish test. He got a 67.5%:

But the best part is what he drew on the back of his test: 

Me. Cleaning out the cat box. Happy, shiny poop.

Then there was this: