Let's see. My kids have started counseling, so there's that.
My kids are watching Adventure Time. I personally think that Cartoon Network supplies those writers with a steady stream of hallucinogenic mushrooms, such as Peyote. Just like I'm pretty sure CN buys really good weed for Trey Parker and Matt Stone and then leaves them alone in a room filled with crayons and calzones.
My son took a Spanish test. He got a 67.5%:
But the best part is what he drew on the back of his test:
|Me. Cleaning out the cat box. Happy, shiny poop.|
Then there was this: